Chocolate Rain

Dear Followers, Chocolate Rain may be the best song I have heard in a while. Now I have a new codeword to replace Operation Rolling Thunder as well (you know what I mean). Well, this post, as with many, are well overdue. Happy Birthday Jeff Zhang. Now that you are 12 you are one year closer to being able to drive yourself home instead of relying on Samantha to control the wheel (literally, and metaphorically). Here is a kawaii picture of you two lovers. Sex sells. Samantha: OH S@#$ Here is some candid Lo as a counterbalance. Well anyways, you know the drill. JZ's birthday was in April or whatever. Words cannot describe how much I love JZ. I penetrate him on a daily basis. Good luck on the AP Macroeconomics final JZ. Operation...

Then Why The F#$% Are Your Pants Off?

Dear Followers, The art of procrastination is profound indeed. With AP exams out of the way, my levels of procrastination have reached sky highs. The long nights of last week when I was writing furiously to meet deadlines and pump and dump as much information as possible contrast sharply with the equally long nights of this week playing SC afterschool and catching up on my Spring 2011 schedule. Procrastination, like many things, takes many forms. I have one basic rationale behind my procrastination: I can do something later more efficiently. Ishmam was here (yes, Ishmam received behind-the-scenes access). I personally believe that everybody has a cycle of “optimization.” The brain can only focus and work with full capacity for...

A Day Dreaming

Dear Followers, After a two week blogging moratorium for AP testing, I am back and ready to blog. These past two weeks have been monumental. From cashing in my Culver's coupons and acquiring a pink "Sprinkles Rock" shirt to being exposed to the master GIF (published 5/16 by JZ), never before have I experienced so much without expounding on my thoughts. This lack of investigating my thoughts is probably to blame for my high levels of "chep" recently, a convenient way for anyone to release negative energy (DELISHMAM). I guess I should go backwards so I can rant about whatever is on my mind right now. Screw that, I am going to jump around all over the place. Firstly, Medina McDonald's has some of the friendliest staff in the world. Not only...

Like A Cave, Or A Cavity...

Dear Followers, Here we go, the final AP Macroeconomics notes update. Good luck to everybody taking the test on Thursday. For all of you self-studying (Cozy, Catherine, Sophie, Ivan) I am crossing my fingers for you, even though only one of you really needs luck at this point (my lips are sealed). In this section we cover some basic monetary policy and international trade. In class we have been using this analysis from day one. The only section which really threw me off was tariffs and import quotas (I will be asking Xun shortly). For all interested parties, a quick paragraph on life. On Friday, I learned Evan was going to quit policy debate. I am sad. On Saturday, I scored the last royal-blue and white tuxedo (completely a shop owner decision)...

Gold! Gold I Say!

Dear Followers, Mr. Poeschl is 100% boss. All of the sections we have covered in class have been uploaded to the "Notes" section if any of you were wondering (Cozy). I won't be posting for another week or so with AP testing. Good luck everybody with ravaging your AP exams! Morton, N...